September 26, 2009

CF Outing to Bkt Cahaya.

Eh the heck! Isn't Bkt Cahaya the place that Mongolian died? OK never mind. Or at least pretend not to care. i know one thing, Bkt Cahaya is the place many mosquitoes died if i had aimed correctly. Gosh i tell you! It's like a mosquito farm in there. And they all seem to have only feasted on ME!!!!!!! No one else had bites as bad as mine. JQ said it's probably something in my blood. Something sweet. <3 ...haha="">

i woke up in the morning and got busy. Taking junk i was gonna bring and all that. Then waited and waited...and waited. Oi what happened to JQ? So i called. Turns out she just woke up. Hahaha. We had planned to take the KTM together. Since she woke up very late, she decided to drive instead. My dad was like: "What the heck?!" when he saw me. "Going to some jungle, wearing shorts *glares*. A lot of mosquitoes you know!" i didn't wanna wear jeans la. HOT!!!! So i hid in my room till he left for work. Naughty.

JQ drove to my house and picked me up. We blabbed on the way there. When we reached, i passed everyone without saying hello first (sowwy) and headed for 7 11 to pick up Lillien and buy junk food for the trip. JQ and i got Corntos(z). Lillien was pissed at my tardiness. Haha. She gave me a huge Hello Sunshine welcome (sarcasm).

Lillien, Julia, Ju Enn & i sat in Max's car to get there. Benny thought it would take forever to get there. *Big sigh* It's only Shah Alam you know! The journey was like 20/30 minutes. First activity, we were to go to the amphitheater (that what it's called?) and sing songs. On the way we were ambushed by psycho monkeys. Lillien has a picture of the monster on FB (go check out). He stole Lillien's raya cookies. And she wanted to share them with us. Awww. No one wanted to wrestle the monkey to get it back. What if he bites. Monkey cooties. We were trying to get over the incident and saying things like "God forgive them for they know not what they do." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

We sang. Max brought his guitar. Ate our snacks. Lillien brought 2 lo mai kai. Only for us. Coz we're special. Lol. Benny saw us and said:"Eh those two brought real food." Haha BURN! Then the crowd broke into groups and did their own thing. Some went to get the pizza for our lunch. JQ and others went to the cocoa and paddy farm. The other lazies (including me) took a long ride on the bus. Mmm. Yummy breeze.

We took the pizzas in and ate. Thank goodness we didn't get the delivery guy to send it in. Imagine if he was merrily riding along on his bike and humming 1 300 882525. Suddenly a whole group of monkeys come surging towards him and pounce. It will be like the scene from 300 where the arrows shot covered the sky and blocked out the sun. Poor pizza delivery guy. He would have gotten a big big tip if that really happened.

After makaning, we played games. Blow wind blow and a treasure hunt sorta game. Four people in a group. In mine, Jules, Christina and Benny. Benny was the blind, Jules and I had tie our legs to be the invalids. Christina was to lead us. We hopped(Jules & i) and groped(Benny) our way around, looking for very tiny pieces of coloured paper. Here i loved Jade for something. *winks* When the game ended and i cut the strings off my ankles i was like Praise God for my perfectly functional legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next we went to the Four Seasons House. Today was Autumn. Oh great! i love Autumn. i'd never experienced Autumn before. But that doesn't mean it can't be my fave season. i love God and i've never seen His face. Autumn was very very cold. It was even colder than the AC in college. Can't imagine what winter would be like. Oh wait, i've been to the Mines Winter Wonderland. Toot it was frigging freezing. i went in yellow and came out blue. Anyway let's get back on track. It was gorgeous. So so beautiful. Like a countryside. There were gazebos, lots of pretty flowers (i saw bluebells!!!), a tree with brown/orange leaves, a mini pond, and a little mill. Lillien said she could stay there forever.

Our last activity was the maddest. Poisonball and monkey in the middle.i stank so bad at poisonball. There was 20 seconds of volleyball. Then we switcherooed to monkey in the middle. Fun la oi! Dunno how many dents the buses when the ball hit. Kenneth was hilarious here. He was screaming and running away from the ball. Lol. Finally the bus came and we ciao-ed. Lillien and i took the van this time. And we played the sakai game of Truth or Dare. Peter had tons of retarded questions to throw at us.

Lastly we had dinner together in MyCafe. Wei Chin let us listen to some of his songs. Turns out Kenneth and i were the only 'special' (go figure) ones in the group. Sad when we had to leave. Waiting for the next outing. Woohoo!!! Next Tuesday's CF, there'll be a movie. Come ok!!!

Picture time. Shucks i didn't arrange them in order. They go backwards.

This one was taken outside Bkt Cahaya when the day ended. The van was waiting for us already. Diva diva.


Group camwhoring outside the Four Seasons House. Can you spot Jolyn?


Shadow photo! Jolyn tagged a photo of Lillien on Blogspot. Jolyn tagged a photo of Ju Enn on Blogspot. Jolyn tagged a photo of herself on Blogspot.


Oh i love the concept here. i saw the railings and thought, hey why not get a photo of two ballerinas practicing?


The whole group of girls. Oi i can't see Dina's face. This was taken in the Four Seasons House. Look at the background. Isn't it divine?



Five girls trying to make the great escape. Go check out Lillien's FB for pics of the Four Seasons House. Worth it. Give your eyeballs a treat.


OMG what the freak were Jade and i doing? Hahaha such Drama Queen poses. Hahaha. Girls just wanna have fun.


Awww. Jules and i. <3 p="">


More of us. i still can't get over how beautiful it was at the FSH. *sigh* dreamy.


Oooh oooooh i love this photo. Lillien & i in the gazebo.



i'm glad i dragged her along for the trip. So is she.




Haha we were walking backwards here. Ju Enn found an easy way to make it up the slope.


Look at us. Like a Shakespeare play on stage.

Shucks i can't wait for the next outing. *fingers crossed*

September 4, 2009

To Heaven and Back

My mom told me about a D.G.S. Dhinakaran from India who was introduced to Christ by his uncle. His uncle had stopped him in the nick of time as he was about to commit suicide by throwing himself at a speeding train. After knowing Christ, he began to have divine peace and hope in life. For years he diligently sought God. He prayed for hours everyday on his knees.

One day, as he was praying, He saw a giant hand. It came towards him and he jumped on it. The hand rose, taking him along. When he looked down, he saw his physical body still on the knees, praying. He rose higher and higher and he could see millions of stars.

Then he reached Heaven. There are three Heavens. The highest Heaven was where God the Father sat on a huge magnificent throne. It was amazing to see. There God sat in all His splendour. He could see God's form but not His face. No man can see the face of God and live (Exodus 33:20). He also saw Jesus who moved freely around all three Heavens. He described Jesus' voice as soft and tender. God the Father's voice is very different. Thunderous and booming.

He saw Paul in Heaven. He was a short thin man. He saw Elijah and Enoch who were still in physical form. He saw David too. David was big and burly.

God asked Dhinakaran. What do you want? Dhinakaran answered, I want the nine gifts of the spirit:

Wisdom
Knowledge
Discerning of spirits
Faith
Working of miracles
Healing
Speaking of tongues
Interpretation of tongues
Prophecy

1 Corinthians 12:4-11

God replied, I am the nine gifts of the spirit. From behind him, he heard the Holy Spirit whisper: Tell God, I want You. So Dhinakaran said to God: I want You. Then he saw, God wriggled with joy, and on his bosom appeared the face of Jesus. And Dhinakaran was given the nine gifts of the spirit.

Wow. i was so amazed when i heard this story and knew i had to share it with you guys.



September 2, 2009

Wild Mushrooms in my Garden

Came home from college today, got out of the car with my mom and i noticed in our garden grew a whole family of wild mushrooms. Oh they were so cuuuuute. But too bad my mom didn't think they were cute and told me to uproot them all by stepping on them. How sad. But i took pictures first before doing the dark, dirty deed.See, aren't they so adorable. i feel like keeping them as pets. Haha. Who knows what breed of mushrooms these are. Maybe poisonous too.
Up close. Picture kinda blurry but can see them clearer.


i like the pretty frills they have under their heads. It's like a petticoat. Mushrooms remind me of jellyfish. Or umbrellas. Dunno whether you guys call them mushrooms or toadstools.

Shhh. Don't tell my mom, but secretly i hope they grow back.

August 30, 2009

Jokyle asking about the meaning of teng lang (Hokkien)

My little brother is nuts. He's banana-er than i am. He's heard the Hokkien word *teng lang* a couple of times. So he asks: "Mom, *teng lang* means Chinese izit?" My mom says yes. Then he says: "So *teng* means 'Chi-' izit?


Kids...they say the darnest things.

epilogue - 'Chi'(nese)

My God is Mighty to save

Testimony for God: My brother went cycling (this happened a long time ago actually. why am i posting this only now?!) and fell of his bike. i wasn't there so i don't know on what kind of Spiderman pose he landed. But whichever pose it was, it was enuf to fracture his arm. Miracle was, he didn't feel much pain. You know when people fracture their arm they'll be jumping like lima beans, doing the Mambo Number 5 and screaming right? To be expected. But thank God, he wasn't in that kind of pain.


At the doctor's, he had an xray taken and it showed that his arm had fractured. We were all surprised he didn't sob/scream/throw a tantrum over the pain. Had to be the work of God.

Next stop, hospital; to get a cast on. It was night by then and my dad took the sibling crew home while mom stayed with bro at the hospital. Then my mom called and said the doctor was attending to him. He was checking if the bone was in place. If it was, good. If not, a small surgery had to be done to put it in place before cementing the cast. Mom told us to pray and in 10 minutes, Doc will give the verdict. Then we put down the phone and i told other bro & sis to start praying. Sis & i prayed together. Around 10 minutes later, i called my mom up to find out the results. My mom said, Praise God, there was no need for any surgery.

Woohoo! God at work there.

He's removing his cast soon. Say, what assignments do we have to hand in? i dunno if my JE sources have replied. Maybe i should call instead of waiting for their email. Oh, snap.

June 12, 2009

Needed a platform to post my Digital Media Portfolio header (ignore)


The Smiling Lieutenant

omgomgomgOMG!!!!! People people listen. i just found the funniest, awesomest blck&whte film E.V.E.R.... like ever ever ever. Seriously, you should watch it if it kills you to find it. It's called -The Smiling Lieutenant- It has a plot as corny as anything but forget that! It's so hilarious and at the same time, it can make you cry (sad cry, not happy cry). It tells of a Lieutenant Niki in Austria who meets a beautiful violinist, Franzi and they fall in love. One day, when the King of Flausenthurm (neighbouring country) visits the Austrian Emperor with his daughter, Princess Anna, fate literally shat on the poor Lieutenant Niki. He was supposed to be on the military welcoming committee. And as the royal carriage was passing by, Niki saw his beloved across the street and winked. Princess Anna caught his wink and thought it was directed at her. The King and princess were angry at his supposed impudence and summoned him to their quarters. By some horrible mistake, Princess Anna thought Niki was in love with her. Niki was ordered to marry her at once. Boy, was Niki bust. He had to move to Flausenthurm with his wife and the King. There, he was not happy because he misses Austria and doesn't love the princess. One day, he discovers that Franzi and her group of traveling musicians were performing in Flausenthurm. Thus begins an affair between them (i don't condone this btw). Naughty naughty! The princess discovers their affair and summons Franzi to the palace. But check this, Franzi and the princess became friends and the sexy violinist teaches her how to be the opposite of her dowdy self to win the affections of her husband. i love it! When Franzi's work was done, she bid Princess Anna goodbye and best wishes. Niki, when he saw his transformed, now drop-dead-gorgeous wife finally falls in love with her.

Sad part: When Franzi finds out Niki's predicament and decides to quietly leave him. When the carriage sending him home arrives at his doorstep, Franzi (who lives in) quickly packs and writes him a goodbye note. She leaves one of her garters for him to remember her by.

Funny parts (just about everything):
1. When Niki finds out he has to marry Princess Anna (did you see his face? Hahaha)
2. The royal courtiers are getting the bedroom ready for the bride and groom. Their methodical preparation is enough to draw laughs. Then the announcers says "i now declare the royal bedchamber, a bedchamber".
3. Outside the room, other courtiers announce, "we declare this royal wedding day, a royal wedding night".
4. Niki kissed the King and said "That's as far as i'll go", when he refused to sleep with the princess.
5. The King enters their bedroom and finds Anna after Niki her. He carried a checkers set to take her mind off things. omg this part is damn funny. *well if he won't sleep with you, lets play checkers!*
6. In the dining hall, the King, princess and Niki are eating schnitzel out of a cow the princess had specially ordered from Austria. Niki says "Poor cow. To start life in Vienna and end it in Flausenthurm". He gets up to leave and says "As a gentleman, i say thank you. As a Viennese, i say Moooooooooooooo".
7. Niki is on top of the moon when he returns to the castle after a rondezvous with Franzi and when he bumps into the King and Princess Anna he sings and dances with Anna. They were both elated. Anna: "He danced with me". King: "And he called me Daddy."
8. After Anna has been hotified, Niki hears jazz on the piano and he runs to her bedroom they were supposed to share but he refused. He saw her new hot self and runs back to his own chamber to check if the wine he drank earlier was expired.

June 8, 2009

Crying in Parliament because of work stress

That Thursday on lunch break after Management lecture in Ayamas

Main characters
Jolyn
Mohani
Nahda
Rachel

We were blabbing to each other about assignments and how it much it screws us up. All of us can agree on the fact that it makes us cry. Yes, seriously. Assignments can make people cry. I guess deep down, we’re all sensitive souls. *cue toot*…

Mohani started elaborating about how it stresses her out and how she’ll start breaking down when it becomes too much.

Rachel said once when she had to hand in Media Law it was such a terrible experience with her car issues and all that so she had to cry.

Nahda said it was very straining with all the datelines to follow and how she even freaks out when she gets yelled at. Then she brought in the working scenario too and how she’ll start going all weepy if the bosses start screaming.

For me it’s a little different. I don’t cry for every assignment. I can take it for as long as I can hold out. Of course with a little complaining and the occasional shouting at random people. It just builds and builds until it’s at its peak and come the final straw, Niagara Falls.......ok…I just described a volcano didn’t I? <.< Today in Media Context tutorial
Main characters
Jolyn
Ju Enn
Nahda

We were talking about the same topic (sobbing about work in case your pathetic squirrel-like attention span wasn’t working on the earlier paragraphs). Nahda asked Ju Enn if she had ever sobbed about this. This was a silly question to ask Ju Enn considering it’s Ju Enn! What?! Ju Enn the composed, levelheaded, never-screams/shouts/yells girl? I don’t think so!!! As expected, Ju Enn’s answer was “No! Why would I cry over assignments?” with that *wth?* look on her face. Haha hilarious.

Then I said: “omg imagine if I got a job in some hard hitting newspaper corporation and I had to cover news about Parliament proceedings instead of just applying for a silly magazine where I can HeheheheAheeeeeee like I always do. I probably wouldn’t know the first thing to write and start sobbing in Parliament. Just imagine. Parliament is proceeding, with the MPs all discussing their stuff. Suddenly they hear this annoying whiny sobby sound and they all go ‘who da heck set that stupid ringtone?’. Then all heads rotate 360° to one corner where there’s some girl crying her eyes out all over her notes/doodles. I can see the MPs getting up from their seats and walking over to me and say: ‘What’s the matter, child? Why are you crying? Don’t cry. You’re notes are all illegible now. There there. Here’s a tissue. Dry your eyes.’”

Crying in Parliament……

Conclusion: Boy, I can really crap!

Stop ABUSE!!!

Will someone for the love of freagatootingness report the case of neglect and abuse of this blog to the authorities!!!

March 11, 2009

He has something to say (when I typed in BlogPSOT instead of blogSPOT)

Wow, this is a big time testimony. i'm really shocked by this one because it was really unexpected and when you hear this, you're jaw will hang too. i typed out my blog address two days ago but made a mistake. i typed jazzedbanana.blogPSot.com, not blogSPot. Then, before i had a chance to correct the mistake, the page for that address loaded and i saw that i had entered a Christian website called Biblecollegeonline.com. Gosh, i was amazed. i'm thinking God has something to say and i know i should share it, so i wrote this post. Today, i tried typing the address biblecollegeonline.com and the same page came out! Is it possible for one website to have two addresses? i'm not sure about that, but one thing is for sure, if i had mistyped my blog address i wouldn't have come across that page. And i believe it wasn't an accident. God works in mysterious ways. i think you should check out the *page . Then try typing in the other address, biblecollegeonline.com. Go read. Rapture is near.

~God bless you all.

February 14, 2009

Lame Valentine's Day story (using Paint)

Ah, Valentine’s Day. There’s a romantic story to the celebration of this day and I’m so gonna tell you. =p

One self endangering, brave fool made history by defying a rotten Emperor’s law.

Starring:
(Antagonist)
vs
(Protagonist)

& The ever cacat Romans

The Roman Emperor Claudius II created a rule that banned young men from marrying because he believed marriage made men soft. And he desired to grow his army, so he issued this decree to keep men from marrying their sweethearts.









St. Valentine, a priest, refused to abide by this law and in secret, he conducted marriage ceremonies for the young men.



As usual, news had it's way of getting around...


Claudius found out about it and had Valentine thrown in jail.










The End


February 6, 2009

Didi on YouTube (link)

~My cousin, Didi is on YouTube *SCREAM*

xoxoxoxoxoxo