Oh pretty baby (Didi)

S.C.E.A.M.

My aunt has returned from China for a 6 week holiday, bringing with her tons of gifts. Even better, she brought my ADORABLE baby cousin [she's all of two now] with her. My cousin; mine mine MINE ALL MINE!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Didi (short for Deanna) is 2 feet (i think) of attitude & sass. i mean seriously; she can never keep still for a moment. Not especially when we are around. She loves being around people & seems to have taken a liking to my youngest bro. Everywhere she goes she's like "Jo-Kyle, Jo-Kyle come here". It's no easy chore looking after her. Most...actually every two-year-olds are content with sticking to mummy like glue and sitting quietly, playing with dollies...but this babe is like road rage man! Too fast too furious.

My aunt prayed for a girl when she found out she was pregnant. Come ultrasound time, she really got a baby girl. Then she prayed for the baby to have lots of hair. Come delivery, the doctors first saw a black bush, making its way for-...uhm, maybe i'd better not continue. Anyways she got everything she wanted. It didn't take long for Didi to do...just about anything.OMG for a two year old, she is awesome!!! My uncle says she is everything he wants in a daughter.

My aunt received an email about child development and research showed that the average 2 yr old can recognise at the names of at least two friends. Bah! This girl knows everybody in her nursery in China. She knows the names of my family members too. We've actually seen her once last year. She was 1 at the time & already learnt our names. One year didn't do anything to make her forget us. She came back to Malaysia remembering everybody in the family.Tell me that isn't cool, i dare you. Also, she can sing in chinese, english, and bm...wow.

Here's lookin at you, babe. i'd kill for cheeks like those.So pinchable

Theory of hyperactivity- Energy=Didi

She's a ball of nonstop action.Jackie Chan's cue to retire (Plus she's cuter, gosh)

whoa 100kmph

This is how fast she moves. i can't even get a clear pic

Youngest camwhore. i managed to convince her to stay still for awhile to take a picture

Her signature pose.Too cute.

Her hair is actually much longer.It's all tied up

Mine MINE ALL MINE!!!

PS- Once, in China, my aunt was getting her ready for a bath when a visitor arrived at their apartment. My aunt let in the visitor and Didi ran out of the room in her birthday suit and jumped at the uncle with open arms and yelled "SURPRISE!"

PPS- Everyone swears that i was just like Didi when i was young. My aunt even wrote a college paper about me. O.O

A platypus in a UPSR taugeh project

My sister had this science project for UPSR and she was supposed to grow bean sprouts in two separate containers. The first had to contain 5 seeds & the other, 10 seeds. The objective was to observe which container would have the bigger and healthier sprouts [duh the five]...

Aww...they're so cute.

She brought it inside the house the night before she was supposed to hand in the project & kept blabbing on about it to me. We never had projects like that during my time...not that i remember, that is.

i took a closer look at her plants & found something inside.OMG HAHAHAHAHA, there was a paper platypus swimming in her pool of bean sprouts. It was from a decorative paper perforator, you know the kind with different shapes & patterns. We have one the shape of a platypus. Apparently, one of the pieces came to life like Chucky the doll & decided to go for a dip.

Up close & blurry

Blue paper platypus swimming in the sprouts

My sis & i were doubled over. Guess what we did after that? We threw it away.Done!

The day I got my IC back

i got my IC back. -_-

This has got to be the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me...but i really do thank God for it. It's such a relief to see the familiar blue card in my hands with the gold chip and hideous photo of a fat 12 year old. *sigh* Ah yes, life is good when you know the Lord. =)

God is VERY real

Not too long ago, my mom bought a book called 'Message from God'. It was written by the Retha McPherson, the Mrs South Africa of 2004. That year, she and her whole family were involved in a severe road accident. Retha, her husband and youngest son Josh suffered nothing serious, but when they found the body of their elder son Aldo, they were devastated- he was almost dead.



They rushed him to the hospital and it was a battle throughout the night. He was lingering between life and death. He survived but he became crippled. Things started to change tremendously for Retha and her family. Aldo couldn't speak at first but he wrote messages to his mom that God took him to heaven at the night of the accident when doctors were fighting to save his life. He saw heaven and he saw God. When i read the book i was so overcome about the hard-hitting reality. God is very very real. Aldo experienced something most of us can't imagine.



All that happened for a reason. God wanted to use Aldo to testify in his name for his glory. Aldo met two boys in heaven and when his life was saved and he was back on earth, he told his mom to search for the mothers of the two boys. Both families had become broken after the deaths of the boys. Aldo told each mother not to worry and that their sons were in heaven. As time passed, Aldo was slowly healed by God. He was visited by an angel several times and he knew about the huge tsunami beforehand, and told his mom.His mom didn't understand what he was trying to say until the tsunami occured. She was sent as a representative to administer aid.


Aldo saw many people across a bridge but they were not inside heaven. The hordes were crying. He asked God who they were and what were they doing there. God replied that they were Christians. Christians only by name but disobedient people. They attended church and read the Bible but they did not live according to His word and their hearts were far from God. How long would they have to stay outside? Would they be able to enter? God says no, they will be there forever.


So Aldo had had a very miraculous experience in going to heaven, seeing God, angels, Moses and Abraham. When he came back, he brought with him this message: Jesus is alive! Reading this opened my eyes as to how real God, heaven and hell is. And even for christians, we should not just stop at accepting Jesus as our Lord and saviour, but grow in God. Obey Him and become more and more like Him everyday. Your reward will be up in heaven. Just remember, God will JUDGE....

No Aim/Long Day/Save me/Out of Ideas/Tsk tsk

Yup...yup yup yup YUPPADUPPA

yupdeedoo...yupDEEdoodles

yupsawhEEEE yupsawhOOOO.

stick 'em in a dish pan hoo hoo hoooooo.

yupasta yupan00dles.

Yupsy Dupsy bing bang BOO.

Yupz n Dupz n yuppingpoo.

Yuppie Duppie scooby dooby dooby doo.

Yup YUP dup rubba dub DUB.

YuBbYdUbBy Roo and Winnie the Pooh

YupsyDingDangDoodlezyDoo.

Cockroach Thesis

In the immortal words of my mom "so ugly insect".

The Chronicles of KTM

Hey people! Here i am to talk about everybody's "favourite" subject. The KTM!!!
*cue: cheers...& jeers*

Here's a picture of the infamous hunk of junk, the KTM!!! This is along some track, i dunno where but it kinda looks like it's between Batu Tiga and Shah Alam.

Here is my favourite model of the KTM!!! You can tell from its flat nose. i LOVE the seats in this train.

Ok people, lets all give a rousing applause to the people who make it all POSSIBLE!

The KTM Crew!!! We should salute them for their dedicated, longsuffering, painful service to Malaysia's mode of public transport (*ahem*, which is in dire need of mechanisation *ahem*).

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Love it, HATE it, the KTM is here to stay. Maybe we just need to accept it for what it is. Give our beloved Krappy Tin Metal a chance.

Ok folks that's all for today. Don't forget to pick up a copy of my bestseller, 'KTM Services for Dummies' at your nearest bookstore. It's an exposé on the Malaysian Besi Buruk series- a handy handbook for every friendly neighbourhood commuters. Hurry while stocks last, coz it's flying off the shelves!

Dedicated to all my KTM buddies:

Klang- Ras, Lisa, Darz, Pavi, Darmini, Ka Weng, Sue May, Wan Azfar

Rawang- Shanon, Shajitha, Rachel, Vivian, ShuXin, Ben & Alex

cobwebbyness

Hey Earth's pollution...*ahem* i mean, population! Wassup? No never mind, i don't really care...Newayz it's kinda late to blog about this now but i thot i should get in a last word before...well who knows what will happen to me. Coz this is what happened to me today:

It was a freaking misery business day coz we had to go college on our holiday. So much for holiday *glares*. We have to finish an assignment by Sunday.Who picks a Sunday to hand in assignments anyway? So i got of the as-usual-sucky-KTM, and walked towards coll. As i was jalaning so innocently and all i suddenly felt something bite me on my leg. =__= Ooookeyyy! i couldn't find what it was that perpetrated that heinous crime...

wAS iT...hIM?????????

So guys, in case whatever bit me was a radioactive spider, i might morph into who knows what. i might not even remember being a girl with the annoying blog, so i just wanted to say...BUBBYE! C YA LATER SUCKERS!!!

Don't Wait

My sis got this in her email from a friend:

'Twas the night Jesus came
and all through the house,
not a person was praying,
not one in the house..

The Bible was left
on the shelf without care,
for no one thought
Jesus would come there..

The children were dressing
to crawl into bed,
not once ever kneeling
or bowing their head..

And Mom in the rocking chair
with babe on her lap,
was watching the Late Show
as I took a nap..

When out of the east
there rose such a clatter,
I sprang to my feet
to see what was the matter..

Away to the window
I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutters
and lifted the sash..

When what to my wondering
eyes should appear,
but Angels proclaiming
that Jesus was here..

The light of His face
made me cover my head...
was Jesus returning
just like He'd said..

And though I possessed
worldly wisdom and wealth,
I cried when I saw Him
in spite of myself..

In the Book of Life
which he held in his hand,
was written the name
of every saved man..

He spoke not a word
as he searched for my name,
when He said "it's not here"
My head hung in shame..

The people whose names
had been written with love,
He gathered to take
to his Father above..

With those who were ready
He rose without sound,
while all of the others
were left standing around...

I fell to my knees
but it was too late,
I'd waited too long
and thus sealed my fate.

I stood and I cried
as they rose out of sight,
Oh, if only I'd known
that this was the night....

In the words of this poem
the meaning is clear
the coming of Jesus
is now drawing near...

There's only one life
and when comes the last call,
We'll find out that the Bible
was true after all...

B Basic
I Instruction
B Before
L Leaving
E Earth

Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

Just Wasting Time...

Once upon a time, in a faraway far far very very faraway land, the kingdom of Queendom was ruled by the jolly King Fatface & his queen, Queen Giraffe Longbeard.

King Fatface

Queen Giraffe Longbeard

The king & queen had 100 sons & 1 daughter, which obviously meant they spoiled their daughter to the max.Princess Portia Langdon KitKat Dior Liverpool Toshiba Kilometrico Whisper (what a snotty name) was given everything she wanted. She had a room made of pure gold, 1000 personal servants, a wardrobe the size of the colloseum, a jet plane she can't fly, & lots & lotsa pink stuff (cliche much?). The princess was a super duper juper luper spoilt brat. A 1000x worse than Vico Beckham, Poo Hilton, Boobsica Simpson, & Lindsay Loser combined.

But enough about Princess P or she'll start getting all conceited and what not (not that she already isn't and all *snap fingers*).

Of all her 1000 servants, the princess had a favourite maid named Mentosina.She was the sweetest little thing in the whole kingdom and did her work very obediently.

Mentosina was given 'special treatment' by her because of that-not that the princess was really really good to her, i mean she still gets pushed around and all-but yeah she has it way better than the other servants, the poor saps.

The time came for Princess P to be married (& we all know where that will lead to *uh, puh-lease*).

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Queen: You know dear, our Portia is kinda getting...erm...well, old.I mean she's thirty...thirty...thirty what?

King: i dunno.Uhh, thirty three? Thirty four, five maybe?

Q: Well anyway, thirtyish.i was thinking, its high time she got married now, don't you?

K:Eh,well i guess so, ye-es.

Q: i mean, we wouldn't want her to live alone all her life would we?

K:Lonely, i'm mister lonely...

Q: KINGSTER! Are you listening to me???

K:Er, yeah yeah, sure.Go find her a husband,dear...If we can find someone who will have her that is....

Q: But how? How are we gonna trap *ahem* i mean "select" a suitable husband for our little darling?

K:Umm, she's like not little anymore?!

Q: What?

K:Portia-she's not little anymore.You called her a little girl just now but she's not little anymore.

Q:Well yeah but she's still our baby girl.

K: There you go again!Calling her a baby!

Q:i can't help ok.Old habits die hard.We've been calling her that since she was born.

K: Huh! No wonder she's always so embarrased to be around us.

Q:Like whatever!
K:Like like whatever!

Q:Like like like like whatever!

K:Like x1000 whatever!

Q:Look can we just get back to the topic???

So the royal family organised a big fat ball.

No, not a ball ball! A banquet ball. And so they planned a ball (what's new? =_=) and invited all the men of the kingdom to choose a suitable groom for Princess P.The palace servants ran about like mad, getting ready for the event-decorating the hall, preparing the food,making the princess' gown and all that.Everyone was seriously busy.Some even dropped dead from the exhaustion of slave labour *cough cough*...i meant work.

Soon, [yeah, & i mean the very next day], the time came for the ball [banquet: for those who still don't get it] came. So many guests arrived for the "joyous"occasion; mostly men (to marry Princess P for her $$$), some family members ("obliged" to attend, just to be polite), some nosy housewives who wanna check out who the princess would pick (so they could exchange the already what each would already know to each other-the fun is in the act of gossiping), some officially licensed kepo organisations like:

The guests were herded into the banquet hall like zombie sheep in a pen and the party BEGAN! Let's dance get, get on the floor don't need to hold back...Night fever, night fever...Boogie Woogie!

But there was a secret guest-sort of like a stowaway. Mentosina had lived poor all her life and had never had any privileges like everyone else. So, dying for some fun, she dressed up & disguised for the party.Look:

Pretty gorgeous eh?That's the magic of make-up.Hollywood's greatest secret.Mentosina slipped into the hall quietly.

Suddenly, there came the sound of loud trumpets blasting & deafening everyone's ears. Announcing the presence of Princess P! Oooh, Aaaah! Everyone gasped and cooed over the Princess & her gorgeous look-the belle of the ball. She had on a white, majestic gown...a wedding gown (tres desperate!) HO yeah, that conveyed the message alright.She certainly knew how to grab attention.

So everyone continued partying and the princess was enjoying herself thoroughly. Then, out of the corner of her eyes, the princess saw someone. OMG!!! He's sooo CUTE! What a dreamboat *SIGH*. Immediately, the princess went up to him & like 'Hiiiiiiiii, i'm lik Princess Portia.i was like just partiing n' all wen i lik saw u acros da room. You're lyke sooo qute! Do ya like hav a name?...like?' , the princess drawled in her Stupid-Girl voice (UUUGGHHHHH!)

'Er yeah, i know who you are...will you excuse me, please'

'Sure hahaHA' said the princess, tittering.

'Right...'

The prince had actually spied someone else in the hall.A very beautiful, sweet-looking girl.No prizes for guessing who it is. & no its not the Queen. He made his way to.......... !!! Mentosina !!! 'Hi, i'm Prince Charming.What is your name?'

'i'm Mentosina', said the little maid, blushing. 'Are you really a prince?'

'Oh, no.It's actually my name. Umm, hehe, some problem at the birth registration department'

'Oh.......'

'So uhh, wanna dance?' asked PC(K).

'Yeah, sure'

Meanwhile, Princess P made her way to her parents who were entertaining guests. 'Mum, Dad, i've found him. i've found my Prince Charming...no i mean seriously, his name is Prince Charming.'

King: That's strange.i don't remember having a son named Charming.

Queen: That's right, me neither.Then again we have so many sons (100 remember?) it's hard to keep track.We certainly wouldn't want you to end up marrying your own brother! [incest??? Eewkadoo!!!]

Princess: i dunno. i don't remember seeing him in the palace before.

Q: That's strange.How can anyone catwalk around with a royal title to his name if he's not of the royal family?

K: Hmm, could be a mistake down at the birth registration department.

P: Who cares, people? Seriously. i wanna get married-NOW!

K: Alright, honey.Chill.Where's the priest anyway?Priest? Priesty?

Q: Where is that young man by the way dear?

P: Over there.See?

K: Well, he certainly looks a dashing young fellow.

Q: Whoa, he's HOT!

*A.w.K.w.A.r.D*

The princess ran to Prince Charming and grabbed his arm. 'Come on,Prince Charming.We're getting married'. 'What???WTH', said PC(K). 'What?', said Mentosina. 'What?', went the crowd.

'i thought he is a prince.How can the princess marry her own brother?' asked someone amongst the crowd. 'No, i heard it's a blunder down at the birth registration department'. 'Ohhh.' 'Duh, incest??? Eewkadoo'

Prince Charming found himself facing the Priest who appeared like out of nowhere. 'Dearly beloved',said the priest.'We are gathered here, to witness in holy macaroni, the union of the princess and her Prince Charming. Princess Portia, do you take Prince Charming to be your lawful wedded husband?'

'Do i??? DUH!!!'

'& do you Prince Charming, take Princess Portia to be your lawful wedded wife?'

'i...uhh...i', he stared at all the faces around him.Everyone had big stupid smiles on their faces.'i...i DON'T! That's right, you heard me Miss Bossy. i'm in love with someone else.'

*GASPS around the room*

'i'm in love with her', PC(K) pointed. 'Mentosina.'

*more GASPS*

'WHAT?????????' You would choose my maid over ME?' yelled the princess.

'Oh she's your maid? i didn't know. In that case, i hope you will end your contract with her coz i intend to marry her', said PC(K).

Prince Charming ran towards Mentosina and got down on one knee.'Mentosina, will you marry me?'

*Ohhh* went everyone.

'Yes', Mentosina replied.

*Ahhh*

'Great then.Lets go', PC(K) grabbed her arm and they both ran to a window in the hall. They broke through the glass and hurled themselves down the who-knows-how-many-metres-high-mountain on which the castle was situated.

Everyone just stared at the broken window. And they stared.And they stared.And they stared.

*** TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ***

Mentosina and Prince Charming got married and had their own little mentos children.They lived happily ever after.And after Prince Charming died [he died at sea. Freak submarine accident. Didn't you notice the admiral uniform he was wearing? that means you haven't been paying attention to the narrator! What an insult!], Mentosina dropped the blue sapphire necklace into the very exact spot he died at sea, when she was on a cruise boat. *Cue: Titanic music*

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And when they were giving out those little golden stars which they so freely give out at the Naval Embassy, the people in charge, big bosses, administrators, whatever you call them, said: 'He was a prince? We didn't know that.' - 'Oh, no actually it was some typo error at the birth registration department.'

-eND tRANSMISSION-

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~Narrated by, yours truly~

The circus is in town!!!!!!!!!

Everybody loves the circus right?
Here's MCKL's very own CIRCUS!!!

The tent

The ringmistress

The clown

The Horseriding stunts

The amazing King Kong

The trapeze act

The Juggler.

The tightrope walk

The Elephant Tricks

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Starring: Lillien, Jolyn, Esther, Shanon, Melvin, Tijo, Justin, Ashwini, Ben