March 29, 2008

Frogettes

Two days ago, my brother came home with a frogky...i mean freaky surprise.He held up a transparent container filled with shallow water for me to see & i spied 2 little thingies inside.What the *toot*tanell?!They were tiny little baby froggies.I've seen tadpoles & big frogs before, but only a small one once. & that was like a way long time ago, i was practically an embryo.Apparently his friend caught them.Eeewkadoooo right??!!! & they stuck to the wall of the container.What is this man? Spiderfrog??? i thot frogs were supposed to bite the spiders-not the other way round.Maybe it's just suction cup feet...hmm.But somehow, the the froggelinis seemed to get cuter & cuter by the minute.So i just continued staring at them,then taking pictures.Sorry i cant upload those.They're on my mobile phone & i dunno how to send it to a laptop.The little frogeritas are smaller than a 1cm square.They didn't feel that slimy when i touched them.i thot they would have been oozing goo like a geyser.i'm thinking about naming them.What do you think?Got any ideas? i'll leave the floor open for suggestions.Post it on the blindingly pink c(rap)box on the right [do i need to give directions??? '''''=_=] How about Bonnie & Clyde?Who cares if both of them are males?The Bonnie can be a drag queen for the rest of his froggin' life.That's right,that's great! i'll call them Bonnie & Clyde. Sorry folks suggestion floor closed.Too bad, so sad, i'm mad. Wokey then,ciao. i g2g kiss the froganells good night.Hope they don't hip hop into my mouth & down my esophagus. i'll have a hard time getting them out then.

March 28, 2008

Graffiti (some lame picture made on Paint)


March 26, 2008

The Godfather cockroach (pic using Paint)




March 25, 2008

Advertising class ideas on creme de menthe (not real)

Hello & Welcome, to the class of Advertising. Today we'll be looking at advertising strategies employed by a mad blogger (that's me) to promote the world's favourite drink, crème de menthe (what a lie).

Strategy 1:
Every product/company has a trademark logo. Here we have the world famous trademark for crème de menthe



Strategy 2:
What is a product without it's world annoying, banal trademark tune, right?

[sing to the tune of Paddle-Pop]

All together now:
(Lyrics)
CREME DE MENTHE, CREME DE MENTHE
SUPER 'DUPE'R YUMMY (YUCKY)


Strategy 3:
Ah & now we come to a strategy, popular among car and beer companies.!!!GIRLS!!!
You've got your grid girls, you've got your beer girls, now ladies & gentlemen...or should i say gentlemen alone, since this strategy only attracts the latter...i give you the GREEN GIRLS! (loud applause & whistles from the men, wind blows & tumbleweeds roll by around the girls)



Eh?The same girl?How come only 1 girl? Aiya that's why la, low-budget company what!


Strategy 4: The following features The Incredible Hulk & The Incredible Bulk.
Get a popular world icon to endorse your product.



Strategy 5:
Eliminate all possible threats that could affect your sales. The world's unhealthiest Health Department may come up with some ludicrous propaganda against you just so that they can compete amongst themselves, the number of companies they've put out of business. Here's how to stay a step ahead in this chess game. Reassure the public that they will come to no loss or harmful side effects if they consume your product.

Eg: Our scientists confirm that this man is NOT a result of our product. It's genetic.