May 31, 2008

No Aim/Long Day/Save me/Out of Ideas/Tsk tsk

Yup...yup yup yup YUPPADUPPA

yupdeedoo...yupDEEdoodles

yupsawhEEEE yupsawhOOOO.

stick 'em in a dish pan hoo hoo hoooooo.

yupasta yupan00dles.

Yupsy Dupsy bing bang BOO.

Yupz n Dupz n yuppingpoo.

Yuppie Duppie scooby dooby dooby doo.

Yup YUP dup rubba dub DUB.

YuBbYdUbBy Roo and Winnie the Pooh

YupsyDingDangDoodlezyDoo.

May 30, 2008

Cockroach Thesis

In the immortal words of my mom "so ugly insect".

May 18, 2008

The Chronicles of KTM

Hey people! Here i am to talk about everybody's "favourite" subject. The KTM!!!
*cue: cheers...& jeers*

Here's a picture of the infamous hunk of junk, the KTM!!! This is along some track, i dunno where but it kinda looks like it's between Batu Tiga and Shah Alam.

Here is my favourite model of the KTM!!! You can tell from its flat nose. i LOVE the seats in this train.


Ok people, lets all give a rousing applause to the people who make it all POSSIBLE!

The KTM Crew!!! We should salute them for their dedicated, longsuffering, painful service to Malaysia's mode of public transport (*ahem*, which is in dire need of mechanisation *ahem*).

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Love it, HATE it, the KTM is here to stay. Maybe we just need to accept it for what it is. Give our beloved Krappy Tin Metal a chance.

Ok folks that's all for today. Don't forget to pick up a copy of my bestseller, 'KTM Services for Dummies' at your nearest bookstore. It's an exposé on the Malaysian Besi Buruk series- a handy handbook for every friendly neighbourhood commuters. Hurry while stocks last, coz it's flying off the shelves!


Dedicated to all my KTM buddies:

Klang- Ras, Lisa, Darz, Pavi, Darmini, Ka Weng, Sue May, Wan Azfar

Rawang- Shanon, Shajitha, Rachel, Vivian, ShuXin, Ben & Alex

May 6, 2008

cobwebbyness

Hey Earth's pollution...*ahem* i mean, population! Wassup? No never mind, i don't really care...Newayz it's kinda late to blog about this now but i thot i should get in a last word before...well who knows what will happen to me. Coz this is what happened to me today:


It was a freaking misery business day coz we had to go college on our holiday. So much for holiday *glares*. We have to finish an assignment by Sunday.Who picks a Sunday to hand in assignments anyway? So i got of the as-usual-sucky-KTM, and walked towards coll. As i was jalaning so innocently and all i suddenly felt something bite me on my leg. =__= Ooookeyyy! i couldn't find what it was that perpetrated that heinous crime...
wAS iT...hIM?????????
So guys, in case whatever bit me was a radioactive spider, i might morph into who knows what. i might not even remember being a girl with the annoying blog, so i just wanted to say...BUBBYE! C YA LATER SUCKERS!!!

May 2, 2008

Don't Wait

My sis got this in her email from a friend:

'Twas the night Jesus came
and all through the house,
not a person was praying,
not one in the house..

The Bible was left
on the shelf without care,
for no one thought
Jesus would come there..

The children were dressing
to crawl into bed,
not once ever kneeling
or bowing their head..

And Mom in the rocking chair
with babe on her lap,
was watching the Late Show
as I took a nap..

When out of the east
there rose such a clatter,
I sprang to my feet
to see what was the matter..

Away to the window
I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutters
and lifted the sash..

When what to my wondering
eyes should appear,
but Angels proclaiming
that Jesus was here..

The light of His face
made me cover my head...
was Jesus returning
just like He'd said..

And though I possessed
worldly wisdom and wealth,
I cried when I saw Him
in spite of myself..

In the Book of Life
which he held in his hand,
was written the name
of every saved man..

He spoke not a word
as he searched for my name,
when He said "it's not here"
My head hung in shame..

The people whose names
had been written with love,
He gathered to take
to his Father above..

With those who were ready
He rose without sound,
while all of the others
were left standing around...

I fell to my knees
but it was too late,
I'd waited too long
and thus sealed my fate.

I stood and I cried
as they rose out of sight,
Oh, if only I'd known
that this was the night....

In the words of this poem
the meaning is clear
the coming of Jesus
is now drawing near...

There's only one life
and when comes the last call,
We'll find out that the Bible
was true after all...

B Basic
I Instruction
B Before
L Leaving
E Earth

Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.